About

Glen Alan Woods is a part-time volunteer Children’s Pastor. By day he works full-time as a warehouseman and truck driver in the floorcovering industry. This includes driving a three stage forklift with a stinger attachment and operating a digital cutting machine. He is proud of being an honest-to-goodness blue collar laborer, having fled the white collar scene after a harrowing three year stint, remniscient of “The Office.”

By night he reads incessantly, writes prolifically, avoids household chores until the resident spiders complain, and finds all kinds of interesting hobbies to help him pass the time. He likes to write poetry and is working on a novel. He loves nature, architecture and industrial photography and hopes to purchase a new camera soon to pursue that hobby again. He takes long drives on a whim and is known to talk to dear friends on his cell phone for hours on end. Rumor has it that he plays improvisational keyboards and harmonica, but he will never admit to it publically, so don’t tell him I mentioned it.

Oh, lest I forget to mention it, he thinks it is cheesy to write about himself in the third person, acting as if someone else is doing the writing. So, late at night, I logged in and did it for him.

Glen is embarrassed to admit it, but apparently he has a few pieces of paper that accuse him of graduating from high school, Bible college and a couple of seminaries. Personally, I think he created them at Kinko’s and framed them, but he insists that he hasn’t got the talent to do that. Of course, I point out to him that if he cannot do that, how could he have possibly earned honest degrees? He had no reply. I rest my case. So, not surprisingly, they are collecting dust somewhere on the floor only because the wall of shame upon which they once proudly gleamed no longer exists. And frankly, Glen says he is fine with that. I think he is just too lazy to do something constructive with them.